how can u be prego again
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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