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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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