What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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