Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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