I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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