K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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