very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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