Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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