check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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