My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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