My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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