And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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