We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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