The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there's paper in my vomit.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's blow job season.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
