it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
