my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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