Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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