i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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