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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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