I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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