I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You don't make any sense
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