I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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