Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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