So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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