omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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