I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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