remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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