She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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