btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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