I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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