i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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