No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the day after is always just damage control
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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