Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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