we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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