I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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