Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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