They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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