at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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