So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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