Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He literally asked permission to hit on me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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