At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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