Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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