I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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