if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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