Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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