You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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