One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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