They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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