Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My ass is underappreciated
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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