Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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