I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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