he wants to bone in the snuggie
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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