We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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