Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
accomplished twins. life is a go
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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