I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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