I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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