I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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