So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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